REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT
wow this boy is a fucking saint
Quickly becoming my favourite celeb. I have had none before.
than there is Justin Beiber
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
friendly reminder that when they were making armor for the monsters in the LOTR movies colbert came on set and gave tips to improve and make them more accurate
I used to have 6 cats. Now I have 4.
Feeding 6 cats a strict diet was really hard, and most often resulted in chaos and injuries, so I switched to open feeding. Predictably, they gained weight. Like, a lot of weight.
So, I decided that I should…
for anyone who thinks that south asians can’t have blue eyes
That is the most stunningly beautiful child I have ever seen.
|(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)|
|TA:||“Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”|
|Student:||“[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”|
|TA:||“Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”|
|Student:||*struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”|
|Student 2:||“Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”|
|TA:||“And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”|
|Student 3:||*from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”|
|(Everyone starts laughing.)|
|TA:||“The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”|
|TA:||“Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”|
|(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)|
|Professor:||“Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”|
|TA:||“Hey, I didn’t start it.”|
|(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)|
|Professor:||“But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”|
|(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going:||Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)|
|Professor:||“Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”|
|(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)|
|Professor:||“Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”|
|(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)|
|Professor:||*at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”|