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Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

i need 10 of these

(Source: Engadget, via eyekit)


"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"



"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"










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'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing


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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:Fuck the government.
Dad:Fuck the school board.
Dad:Close the door.
Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:I love puns.
Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:Please shut up.
Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:They act like I care what they think.
Dad:I hate homework.
Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.



From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.”

what if the litwick tried to revive the charmander by reigniting its tail but the charmander ended up as a ghost/fire type with struggle as its only move


Why you gotta make me sad?

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Credits version, performed by the various optional voice actors for the main character, put together (and Pierce).

Male Voice 1: Troy Baker
Male Voice 2: Kenn Michael
Male Voice 3: Robin Atkin Downes
Female Voice 1: Laura Bailey
Female Voice 2: Tara Platt
Female Voice 3: Rebecca Sanabria
Zombie Voice: Steve Blum
Pierce: Arif S. Kinchen

"What I Got" Written by Bud Gaugh/Bradley Nowell/Half Pint/Eric Wilson



So spring is right around the corner and I feel like starting the new season off with a lot of new fandom merch is the best way to go


  • You don’t have to be following me but it’s nice if you do since I’m giving you stuff
  • Reblog as much as you want
  • Likes count too
  • The winner will be randomly selected
  • You have to have your ask box open if you win
  • You have to be okay with giving me your address. Most of the stuff you’ll get is online so it can be shipped right to your house anyway
  • This will end May 4th which gives you a over a month to enter this thing plus it ends on my birthday so I won’t forget
  • If you have any questions, my ask box is always open


  • An AOT cosplay jacket 
  • An AOT cosplay cloak
  • Divergent box set
  • Any Divergent t-shirt from HotTopic
  • The Hunger Games movie
  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire movie
  • The Hunger Games box set
  • A mockingjay pin
  • A troll hoodie of your choosing from whatpumpkin
  • A god tier hoodie of your choosing from whatpumpkin
  • A Welcome to Night Vale t-shirt
  • A WTNV mug

That’s pretty much it! Start reblogging this!

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